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Teach Your Granny How To Drive All Lessons Walkthrough

Course-by-course coaching plans so Granny survives cones, bombs, chases, and busy streets.

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All Lessons Walkthrough

This All Lessons Walkthrough covers the major courses in Teach Your Granny How To Drive: cone courses, bomb road, parking, ice cream chase, roundabouts, car wash, and busy streets. Each section focuses on when to shout, when to open the Q / TELL GRANNY menu, and how to recover after Granny invents a new way to fail. Brush up on inputs in Controls and Voice Commands first. For bay and cone micro-skills, keep Parking and Precision open beside this page. For deeper per-lesson pages, jump to Bomb Road, Ice Cream Chase, Busy Streets, and Pro Tips.

Passing any lesson pays coins toward wild cars and new drivers — see Earn Coins and Unlocks after you clear a few. New players should still skim Getting Started so they are not fighting the passenger fantasy. Hub map: Guides Hub.

How to use this walkthrough mid-run

  1. Find your current lesson heading.
  2. Read the “call early” line and the failure pattern.
  3. Attempt with one primary input method (voice or menu).
  4. On fail, change timing, not just volume.
  5. Bank coins, then optionally swap car/driver for a fresh feel.
  6. If one course still owns you, open its dedicated guide linked below.

Cone courses

Goal: weave or gate through markers without bowling them over.
Call early: left/right before each gate; soft slow between tight pairs.
Failure pattern: late turns that clip the inside cone, or early turns that swing wide into the next marker.

Treat cones as a rhythm game. Count gates ahead, not the one under the bumper. If Granny oversteers, insert a slow before the next direction instead of alternating panic left/right. Menu selection shines here because you can pre-pick the next turn while she finishes the current arc. Deep weave drills live on Parking and Precision.

Retry rule: after two clips, do a calm slow-only pass through the first half to reset timing, then add turns.

Bomb road

Goal: survive explosive or hazard-lined stretches without turning the lesson into fireworks.
Call early: STOP and slow before the dangerous segment, not after the boom.
Failure pattern: sightseeing until the hazard is already in frame, then screaming too late.

Pre-arm your finger on SPACE or hover the menu stop command as the road telegraphs danger. Bomb road punishes pride — creeping through beats a heroic speed run that ends in a retry. If Granny argues mid-hazard, ignore the dialogue and repeat one clean STOP. After a blast, reset composure; tilting into five random turns rarely helps.

Hybrid tip: voice STOP for sudden reveals, menu slow for long bomb corridors where you need sustained low speed.

Deep dive: full hazard timing, fail list, and coin ROI → Bomb Road.

Parking

Goal: align into bays or marked spots without curb surfing.
Call early: slow first, then micro left/right, then STOP when centered.
Failure pattern: entering the bay at chase speed and trying to fix angle inside the box.

Parking is a precision lesson pretending to be comedy. Approach slow enough that one correction matters. If the nose is wrong, back the plan up: slow, straighten with tiny taps, commit. Do not mash opposite turns hoping geometry forgives you. Full bay strategy: Parking and Precision.

Coin note: clean parking clears are efficient coin sources because retries are usually short — worth farming once timing clicks.

Ice cream chase

Goal: keep pace with the chase target without yeeting into scenery.
Call early: short go/speed cues on straights, planned slow before corners, STOP only when a crash is certain.
Failure pattern: pure “GO GO GO” into walls, or over-braking so the chase objective times out.

Chase lessons tempt players to abandon coaching discipline. Keep one-command holds. On corners, prefer slow + direction over spam speed. If you fall behind, smooth acceleration after the turn beats cutting the apex through a building. Menu helps when you need a deliberate slow while laughing too hard to speak clearly — Granny’s commentary peaks here.

Deep dive: pace mixing drills and chase ROI → Ice Cream Chase.

Roundabouts

Goal: enter, circulate, and exit on the correct arm without looping forever or clipping islands.
Call early: declare the exit side before you need it; soft slow on entry.
Failure pattern: late exit calls that force a full extra loop or a panic diagonal across traffic.

Roundabouts are sequencing puzzles. Decide the exit as you enter. Use slow to buy thinking time rather than freezing with no command. If you miss the exit, take the loop calmly — one clean extra circle is better than a sideways STOP in the middle. On busier layouts, prioritize not hitting other cars; survival still progresses the lesson.

Car wash

Goal: thread constrained wash tunnels and equipment without ripping mirrors off on every roller.
Call early: slow is the default; turns are small.
Failure pattern: highway brain inside a closet-width lane.

Car wash rewards patience. Hold a low-speed posture with periodic slow commands. Direction changes should be tiny. If Granny scrapes, stop, straighten, then creep. This is a great menu lesson because deliberate clicks prevent excited voice spam. Treat every arch as a cone gate you must not touch.

Busy streets

Goal: navigate traffic, crossings, and chaos without constant collisions.
Call early: STOP and slow dominate; turns second.
Failure pattern: focusing on perfect lane cosplay while ignoring a crosswalk disaster.

Busy streets are priority management. Protect the cabin first. Call STOP for obvious conflicts even if it feels embarrassing. Use left/right only when the lane ahead is readable. If traffic densifies, slow-stack: multiple slow commands beat one late STOP after impact. Coins still pay out for clears — you do not need a cinematic perfect drive.

Deep dive: traffic priorities and streets ROI → Busy Streets.

Suggested clear order for coin efficiency

  1. Cones (learn timing)
  2. Parking (learn precision)
  3. Car wash (learn patience)
  4. Roundabouts (learn sequencing)
  5. Busy streets (learn priorities) — see also Busy Streets
  6. Bomb road (learn pre-armed STOP) — see also Bomb Road
  7. Ice cream chase (learn speed mixing) — see also Ice Cream Chase

Adjust if your unlocks change handling feel. A wilder car might make cones harder and chases funnier — budget practice time accordingly via Earn Coins and Unlocks. Cross-cutting habits: Pro Tips.

Cross-lesson recovery checklist

  • One ignored command → repeat via the other input method.
  • Two ignored commands → check mic/menu, not Granny’s attitude.
  • Scrape against world → STOP, straighten, creep.
  • Emotional spiral → take a 30-second break; tilted SPACE holds are worthless.
  • Repeated same fail → open the matching deep dive (Bomb Road, Ice Cream Chase, Busy Streets, Parking and Precision) or Controls and Voice Commands and change one habit only.

After you clear everything once

Go for cleaner clears (fewer cone hits, fewer street bumps) to speed coin income. Experiment with new drivers for comedy replay without abandoning the timing rules above. Check Codes and How to Redeem after updates in case Tween Studios ships a promo, and skim Updates when a new lesson appears so this walkthrough’s map stays matched to live content.

You now have a plan for every major course. Coach early, keep phrases short, and let slow/STOP save more runs than heroic last-second turns. When a single bay or cone set still owns you, specialize with Parking and Precision next. When fireworks own you, specialize with Bomb Road.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Quick answers for new instructors and returning players.

Which lesson should I clear first?

Start with cone courses, then parking, before bomb road or ice cream chase. Timing learned on cones transfers everywhere.

What is the hardest lesson type?

It depends on your habits. Bomb road punishes late STOP; busy streets punish bad priorities; parking punishes speed into the bay.

Where is the full Bomb Road guide?

Open the Bomb Road lesson page for early STOP timing, hybrid voice/Q tips, common fails, and coin ROI. This walkthrough keeps the short version.

Can I skip lessons?

You can attempt courses in different orders, but skipping fundamentals usually means more retries and fewer coins per hour.

Do cars change lesson difficulty?

Unlocks can change the feel of a run. Practice timing first, then experiment — see Earn Coins and Unlocks.

Where do I learn command phrasing?

Use the Controls and Voice Commands guide for SPACE and Q / TELL GRANNY details, plus Pro Tips for hybrid habits.